Aloha bitches!
Peep the taters on this grass skirt! I’ve been to Maui a few times and the locals seriously don’t feel the tourists man! By the time I left the second time, I figured out the true meaning of “Mahalo”……I’m pretty sure it means “Fuck you mainlander” , in Hawaiian. Awesome. Haha…I do love the good peoples that I was lucky enough to be introduced to by a good friend of mine that grew up on the island…Jimbrah! Somehow I ended up leaving the island with the nickname “The Longdicked Mainlander”…..Wow. I mustabeen wasted. anyhooo..I did this yesterday. I like it. Eat shit if you don’t. ahh.hah.ahah.













eh austin brah, maui loves “da long dick mainlander” hahaha!