Friday, tired, threw down another little stretchy skullish thing on my man Ben’s arm…He’s got an addiction for real. Almost done with his sleeve of doom skullers. I just drew this one on to fill a little spot on the inside of his elbow….worked out well, he was stoked for sheez.

Since my cage fighting career didn’t work out, I guess I’ll have to stick with thowin’ down some sick unicorn tatties for now….Check this shit out…..ya, it’s really a god damn UNICORN! On her forearm. Christina’s nuts. Awesome. A wonderfull afternoon of tattooing followed by a couple beers, and some quality time with the peeps. Nice day. Mahalo , thanks fer coming.

So I’m starting this thing I’d like to call “Throwback Thursday”…..cool, I know. So anyhow , Every Thursday I’ll post some pics of some random shit that happened back when….and post a lil’ info on er’ or it…haha. These pics are from a maniac of a labor day party I had like 2 years ago…..Yeah, this is one of my notorious moves…the fuckin’ food fight! Nice. This fight was held with some cheese cake donated from Costco and of coarse a lovely set of “HEALTHY TATERS!”…My house was fucked after this one…I think I just found some cake on the ceiling the other day…weird. I also flipped a car in my backyard and set it on fire! WASTED! Glad the neighbors were outta town. I think you can peep that car pic on Myspace…hope ya like these.

Peep the taters on this grass skirt! I’ve been to Maui a few times and the locals seriously don’t feel the tourists man! By the time I left the second time, I figured out the true meaning of “Mahalo”……I’m pretty sure it means “Fuck you mainlander” , in Hawaiian. Awesome. Haha…I do love the good peoples that I was lucky enough to be introduced to by a good friend of mine that grew up on the island…Jimbrah! Somehow I ended up leaving the island with the nickname “The Longdicked Mainlander”…..Wow. I mustabeen wasted. anyhooo..I did this yesterday. I like it. Eat shit if you don’t. ahh.hah.ahah.

WTF? yeah, in case you didn’t catch the video here’s a close up of the lip tatter. This is a super weird place to tattoo…can’t really feel the tension of the skin to needle or don’t have a place to rest your hands and whatnot..nor can you place a stencil and shit.crazy. It probably feels kinna weird. Take it sleezy kids!

Official lip tatter on the GEEEEK himself. Check out this little video we captured yesterday of John getting his wifey’s name tattooed on the inside of his lip, turned out pretty nice considering I just went @ it with no game plan…..glad i asked how to spell it first. Ha.

Fuck man. what’s up with sundays? In the park drinkin’ beers throwin the frisbee, next thing ya know i’m gettin’ kicked outta Putters and Lettin’ it rain at Larry’s Villa! Putter’s, the local pub and lettin’ it rain is when I’m wasted and thowin’ as many as possible one dolla bills at a delightful young lady on stage with her ass spread wide open…hahah..fuckin’ so wrong!! And in case ya didn’t know, thats’ Danimal with the ever so gracefull SNAPKICK BITCH! Dan gets liquered and throws that shit out there like it ain’t nothang! As for the bloody catchup covered man, that’s the doin’ of the love of my lifes ninja technique attacking a man with the bottle. Have fun.

Shits…Birthdays and more bdays..I saw ponys again. This time I was sober, wierd! and it was at a three year olds party.random. I chill then I go home. One a.m. the door opens…random ladies walk in. WTF? dildos and girls? I like to party!

Uhhh so friday starts out so good…I’m tired like usual, luckily I have great clients and am stoked to see them. Kathleen flippin’ rules…I finally get to almost finish her mermaid…RAD, she’s stoked. I’m stoked. I’m ready to take it easy..I’m like ya, cool i’m just gonna go home tonight and chiiiillll….SIKE! Randomly get FUCKING WASTED with my buddy Gina…She’s a crazy bitch…In a good way. ahhahah..ha.ya. so it starts out with an iced tea…ya. an ice tea!? then ten minutes later i’m 6 shots of tequila deep and chasin’ everyone of those mother fuckers with a Corona! Anywhooo….this chicks head is similar to mine….NOT RIGHT! We kinna bond. She’s great peeps. Hope ya get to see more of hers……hah. and by the way, thats not blow!…it’s just salt. Ohh yeah! never ever ever ever get so drunk you use garlic salt with tequila. NOT COOL! trust me.

Talk about good stories, this dude and and my other paramedics have the raunchiest stories ever! Sick morbid peoples these guys and gals. They’re so awesome to work with though…gotta love a good crack whore story or maybe a dismembered drunk driver trying get out of burning car, or even a crazed maniac trying to attack them while there trying to save others lives…..RAD! Have to give it up to these people for doin’ this job so we don’t have to..shit. Peaceout!